19 March 2007

Prime Minister John Howard needed Senator Santoro’s mess like he needed, “a hole in the head.” Fresh-faced Christopher Pyne has been given the task of inspecting the bedpans of the former Minister for Ageing. Allegations are rife that Santoro advanced the business interests of his nursing bed provider friend, Russell Egan Jr.

Meanwhile Labor is gathered around the piano in the recreation room singing the praise of the latest Newspoll results. Labor currently leads the Liberal party 61 points to 39 points on a two-party preferred basis.

Santoro might have taken a bath on his stocks with his enforced retirement, but at least he's guaranteed himself a bed?

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